There’s a very drunk man down my street who has been flirting with a tree for twenty minutes now.
He’s on his knees now. I think he’s proposing.
Drunk man currently walking away from the tree, shouting “YOU’RE ALL THE SAME”.
#not all trees
The most comforting beauty advice I’ve ever been given. (via statexalchemist)
I said this to one of the girls at makeup college when she was complaining about them always being different and she looked at me as if I had changed her life
didn’t michelle phan first say this tho??
(Source: cinniie, via ali-gator)